I appreciate the treat and all, but geez. JUST GIVE IT TO ME.
By the way, the cookie came from the Three Dog Bakery. It isn't a people cookie. I know those aren't good for me.
Hmm... what would I buy? What on earth would I buy?
Hmmm...
The oldest thing I own is this here cookie. I've been saving it forever. I got it from the Beta, and I've been holding onto it for a long time, to remember her when she's gone, like right now.
This cookie looks really good.
I mean, really good. And it smells good, too.
The oldest thing I have is this furball behind my left ear. I've had it for a day or two now.
I think the best song for the soundtrack of my life would be from my idol and muse, Mr. Cookie Monster.
Beta was here this weekend. It was nice to see her. I made the appropriate fuss over her. I like it when she's here. She gives me lots of attention and cookies. I don't even really have to do anything. I just look at her and she says, "Good girl! Would you like a cookie?" Which are some of my favorite words ever. Especially that last one.
She spent a lot of time outside. And then everyone went swimming. I don't like the water. I can't swim. I've tried. I just sink. I think it's because my fur soaks up the water and makes me too heavy. My butt pulls me down.
Then we watched a movie. I got to pick the movie. It was one of my favorite movies. I borrowed the camera and took a picture of my favorite scene:
This is my favorite scene because it's romantic. And because they are sharing food. I think they should have shared a cookie. That is the only thing that would have made this part better.
I wish I had a credit card. Then I could buy things online. Things like...
Oh, I don't know.
Hypothetically? I'd buy - let's say for the sake of argument - cookies.
These ads at the bottom of the page are making me hungry.
Why do you taunt me so, Google ads?
I usually like the commercials that feature cookies. They make me want to eat cookies. But I really like this one too:
He got a new toy! I like toys almost as much as I like cookies. I'm sad Bobo was thrown away, but he got a new Bobo. I understand that. I'm on Mr. Man number 23. I wonder if he got some cookies at the same time he got a new Bobo.
Speaking of cookies, do you have one?
As a puppy, I really didn't like cookies.
Just kidding. I loved cookies then as much as I love them now.
Mmm... cookies. Do you have one?
From pack beta.
The instructions:
- Go to Wikipedia.
- In the search box, type your birth month and day (but not year).
- List three events that happened on your birthday.
- List two important birthdays and one interesting death.
- One holiday or observance (if any).
Three events
- RMS Queen Mary is launched.
- 1969 - The Beatles album Abbey Road is released in the UK.
- 1969 - The Brady Bunch debuts on ABC-TV and would run for five years.
Two birthdays
- 1888 - T. S. Eliot, American-born writer and editor, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1965) (I would be much more impressed by this had he written "Old Possum's Book of Practical Dogs.")
- 1898 - George Gershwin, American composer (d. 1937)
(He wrote a piece called "Walking the Dog," so you know he's a good guy.
One holiday
My birthday. I like lots of cookies on my birthday.
Is that where you "do your business?" Because I tend to do my business outside on the grass. Would you like me to take a picture of it?
Oh, and do you have a cookie?
