4 posts tagged “cookie”
I have my own Vox banner now. This is me on the banner. I'm very tired in this picture. Do you know why? It's because I haven't had a cookie yet. This is what I look like when I haven't had enough cookies. This means you must give me a cookie IMMEDIATELY.
The ones on the left are yummy, yummy grain-free "liver cookies of love" for dogs. The ones on the right are yucky, yucky ginger snap cookies.
You have been warned.
I appreciate the treat and all, but geez. JUST GIVE IT TO ME.
By the way, the cookie came from the Three Dog Bakery. It isn't a people cookie. I know those aren't good for me.
I wish I had a credit card. Then I could buy things online. Things like...
Oh, I don't know.
Hypothetically? I'd buy - let's say for the sake of argument - cookies.
These ads at the bottom of the page are making me hungry.
Why do you taunt me so, Google ads?
